Chuckles of the Day

Husband and Wife

A man said to his wife after many years of marriage “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.”

His wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day … 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice.

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances and their married life had not been anything to brag about either. But when, after they had been living together for thirty five years, Ole went to the local judge to ask for an annulment, the whole town gasped with amazement.

A date for the hearing was set and when the time came the judge demanded to know the grounds on which Ole based his demand for an annulment.

“It’s like this, your Honor,” answered Ole, “I’ve just learned that Lena’s father never had a license to carry a gun.”