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Restaurant Jokes

An American tourist, visiting England, had just enjoyed a delicious dinner in a Winchester restaureant.

‘Would you like coffee, Sir?’ inquired a waiter.

‘Certainly,’ replied the American.

‘Cream or milk?’

‘Neither,’ said the American, firmly,’Just give me what I’m used to back home: a pasteurized blend of water, corn syrup solids, vegetable oil, sodium caseinate, carrageenan, guargum, disodium phosphate, polysorbate 60, sorbitan, monostearate, potassium sorbate and artificial colour.’

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Waiter: ‘What would you like, Sir?’

Customer: ‘Steak and chips.’

Waiter: ‘Would you like anything with it, Sir?’

Customer: ‘If it’s like the last one I ate here, then bring me a hammer and chisel.’

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Customer: ‘Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.’

Waiter: ‘If you throw it a pea, it’ll play water polo.’